BADPARTY

Chiara

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The Art of Sarcasm by LordOfTheGeeks, literature

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The Art of Sarcasm

Q) Did that hurt? A) No, I was born without nerve endings. A) Did it hurt when they removed your brain?? A) Yes, but my life is pain... A) My childhood prepared me for pain. A) I don't remember, I was too busy screaming. A) Only for the first hour, then I got so delirious I didn't feel a thing! A) This conversation is far more painful. Q) Sorry! A) You will be. Q) What time is it? A) Time you got a watch. Q) How was school? A) The police will fill you in. A) The same living hell as always. Q) Why did you do it? A) Because there were no narrow-minded friends like you to stop me. A) If I'd known I'd have to answer these stupid

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France
Deviant for 16 years
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Current Residence: Paris
MP3 player of choice: White iPod video 30go
Favourite cartoon character: Daria//Spongebob

Favourite Movies

Virgin Suicides/Moulin Rouge/La Môme/Sex Intentions/Les Jolies Choses/Grease 1&2/Rules Of A

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

The Libertines/Jamie T/Adam Green/LMT/The Kinks/Arcade Fire/Bright Eyes/Johnny Cash/Edith Piaf

Favourite Writers

Zola//Beigbeder//Easton Ellis

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Too many things...

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BADPARTY

Oct 14, 2007

You say I must eat so many lemons 'cause

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First post. Don't know what to say really. I might write something sarcastic, interesting, smart or at least funny. Maybe a joke? Bad idea. Well... My week end was terribly boring. My only try of socilisation was yesterday. Had a cofee with L, bought expensive and useless shoes, had dinner and then was assaulted by a cat. Today, watching the 4th episode of Gossip girl was the highlight of my day. I'm addicted, and I'm 20 and I am not ashamed. LOVE